"The thing with your heart's desire is that your heart doesn't
even know what it desires until it turns up." -Daniel Handler

greed:

so i tried to pull an april fools joke on my mom and

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(via autumnariel)

facethefall:

Of course Brad Pitt helped hand out plates and napkins. Dude’s got 47 kids.

(via emmasayshello)

fluent-in-lesbianism:

MY MOM JUST TOLD ME TO CREMATE HER AND PUT HER ASHES IN AN HOUR GLASS SO THAT EVEN AFTER SHE’S DEAD AND GONE SHE CAN CONTINUE TELLING ME HOW MUCH TIME I’M WASTING.

(via methr4y)

henrycavills:

in movies when kids sneak out through their windows and im just like why dont you have screens in your windows who doesnt have screens in their windows what do you just let bees and bugs and birds and shit fly into your room what the fuck

(via social-papaya)

k-elizabeth-t:

This boy at Target asked if I would hold his hand because his ex girlfriend just walked in with a new guy, so naturally I felt bad and held his hand while strolling around Target for a bit. Then it donned on me, with no other couple in sight, that was the best damn pick up line ever pulled.

(via borrowingfreedom)

you either have the feeling or you don't